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Apocalypse Terms of Service

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We all agree to them, but who among us reads them? Terms of Service are baked into our lives, no matter how hard we try to ignore them. For this assignment, imagine it's your job to write the Terms of Service for the apocalypse. What does that mean? We have no idea -- but we're sure you'll figure something out.

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Apocalypse Terms Of Service

In the case of an apocalypse please read the terms below

In every situation please remember the acronym WWMD – what would Macgyver do
If you start to get out of shape you must watch 80s workout videos
In the case of feeling lonely listen to The Supremes or Prince.…

An 80’s Themed Apocalypse

BY SIGNING BELOW YOU AGREE TO THE FOLLOWING TERMS:

Section I:

You will probably die
The Apocalypse is not responsible for any injuries
or deaths
You have no control over anything

Section II:

During the Apocalypse, you may do anything to
protect yourself
You may put others at risk to…

Attention: The End Is Now

SIMULAB TERMS OF SERVICE
SimuLab inc.
SimuLab Software’s Mercy Agreement

PLEASE READ THIS TERMS OF SERVICE IN IT’S ENTIRETY AS IT HAS PROFOUND CONSEQUENCES ON YOUR IMMEDIATE FUTURE AND THEY WAY YOU WILL EXPERIENCE IT. FAILURE TO SIGN WILL END IN THE IMMEDIATE DELETION OF EXISTENCE FROM THIS SIMULATION.

General…

Terms of Service

BY SIGNING BELOW YOU AGREE TO THE FOLLOWING TERMS:

TO ENTER THE APOCALYPSE YOU MUST FIRST SURRENDER ALL GUILT, PRIDE, AND ANY MORALS
YOU MUST CHECK YOUR SOUL AT THE DOOR
YOU HEAR BY UNDERSTAND THAT ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN AND ANYTHING WILL HAPPEN
IF BY CHANCE YOU WANT TO LEAVE,…

You Have Got to be Kidding me

BY ACKNOWLEDGING THE FOLLOWING TERMS OF SERVICE YOU ARE AGREEING TO GET ROYALLY F***** IN THE EVENTS THAT FOLLOW.

WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DEATH, MAIMING, DISFIGUREMENT, INJURY, EMOTIONAL SCARING OR ANY OTHER SUCH INJURY THAT RESULTS IN HEROIC OR NOT HEROIC ACTIONS TAKEN ON THE PARTICIPANTS PART.

ALL …

Apocalypse Terms of Service

BY ENTERING “THE APOCALYPSE” YOU AGREE TO BE BOUND TO THE FOLLOWING “TERMS AND CONDITIONS”. IF YOU DON’T AGREE TO THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONS, DO NOT ACCESS APOCALYPSE. 1. People can do whatever they want 2. That’s it 3. You have to WritingAssignments, WritingAssignment

*Insert Part About Owning Your Soul*

 For this assignment, I will be writing the Terms of Service for the apocalypse.

*clears throat* Let us begin.

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Terms of Service-Intro

The following terms govern your access to our services including making your life hell, running from scary ghouls/zombies/people trying to kill you and flashbacks to the good …

Apocalypse Terms Of Service

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here is my version of APOCALYPSE “Terms of Service” using only GIFS:

 

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