I’m so funny

Make ‘em Laugh!

Find a good, brief joke in a language other than your mother tongue; if you don’t know any other languages this might be a good way to start learning. Record your voice telling the joke focusing on pronunciation and try to make it sound as natural as you can with appropriate vocal inflections. Add a (cc) music track underneath (maybe from jamendo.com) and a laugh track (soungle.com is a good source) at the end.

Here we go! :)

Okay, okay, I admit, I didn’t put a music track underneath.  But I have reasons. :)

First, though, credit, where credit is due.  I got the joke from here, and the Outdoor Spanish Party background here. :)   I also found the laugh at the suggested site.  I’ve been approaching these assignments like I approach recipes – I’ll do my best to stick to the instructions as closely as possible the first time, so I can judge it properly on its own merits.  I’ll make it my own next time. ;)

Admittedly, though, I didn’t completely do that this time.  The thing is, I got this story in my head of me being at this party with a bunch of Spanish-speakers, and feeling really awkward-like and such, until finally, I decide to tell my ridiculously stupid joke and laugh obnoxiously at my own stupidity.  So I tried to create that effect, including the delay between the joke and the crowd laugh.  I also tried to make the background noises of the party relatively loud, in order to give the impression that I’m right in the middle of the party, but made sure my voice was loudest, in order to establish the fact that I’m the one talking. :)

This assignment is worth 2 Stars.

Also, translation for those of you who are not Spanish-speakers by birth or schooling.  What did one fish say to the other fish?  The response ‘Nada’ means both ‘nothing’ and ‘swim’ at the same time.  So it’s a play on words.

…GET IT?!?! ;D

Un Chiste

So in my attempt to make you laugh I told a joke in Spanish. I have an awful Spanish accent, so to anyone who listens to it and is a native Spanish speaker I apologize and please forgive me. I recorded myself telling the joke using audacity.  I chose a Spanish joke because Spanish is really the only other language other than English that I am familiar with.

Laughing in Italian

Make ‘Em Laugh was a wee bit challenging, considering I don’t really know any languages other than Spanish and English.  Trying to pronounciate words I wasn’t familiar with was so difficult.  I chose to do a joke in Italian.   I chose this joke because I’ve always wanted to learn italian and what better way to start than by learning silly jokes?  I’m sure we are all familiar with the saying “If the mountain will not come to Muhammad, then Muhammad must go to the mountain.”  This is a saying that I grew up hearing.  To me it means that not everything will come when I want it, but I have to go out and work hard to get to where I want to be.

Italian Joke:
Se la montagna viene da te e tu non sei Maometto…
Corri, perchè è una frana!

English Translation:
If the mountain comes to you and you’re not Muhammad …
Run, because it’s a landslide!

I do wish I didn’t sound so monotone when telling the joke, but I felt like that was impossible for me because I was trying so hard to pronounce correctly.  Once I’ll learn Italian I might be able to do it with a better flow.

Worth 2 stars

Make ‘em Laugh

Make ‘em Laugh

Find a good, brief joke in a language other than your mother tongue; if you don’t know any other languages this might be a good way to start learning. Record your voice telling the joke focusing on pronunciation and try to make it sound as natural as you can with appropriate vocal inflections. Add a (cc) music track underneath (maybe from jamendo.com) and a laugh track (soungle.com is a good source) at the end.

This is a two star assignment.

I knew for this assignment I wanted to recite a joke in French.  I had taken 4 years of French in high school and I am currently in French 202 at UMW.  For this assignment I had to Google jokes in French that I thought would be appropriate.  This is where I came across these french jokes for kids.  It’s about a little boy named Toto who always seems to be getting in trouble at school.  These jokes are known to kids who are all part of France.  I then went to Freesounds and downloaded a laughter sound that sounded like a child laughing since this is supposed to be a joke for a child.  I then recorded the joke into Audactiy and then I imported the laughter sound.  Afterwards I converted the Audacity file into a .WAV file and uploaded it to Soundcloud.

This is the joke I recorded into Audacity, with the translation:

Toto rentre de l’école :

- Papa! Tu vas être fier de moi! J’ai été le seul à répondre à la question du maître! ? – Et c’etait quoi la question? – C’était: qui a posé une punaise sur ma chaise?

Toto comes back from school:

- Daddy! You’re gonna be proud of me! I was the only one who answered the teacher’s question! – And what was the question? – It was: “Who put a tack on my chair?”

Laughter challenge

This assignment was to tell a joke in a language other than one’s mother tongue; I decided to do a joke in Indian language. I found the joke from Google; I then find some laughter sound effects from http://www.freesound.org. I used Audacity for this audio, which was easy and fun to do.

 

Make’em Laugh

make’em laugh

This is my horrible attempt of trying to tell a joke in spanish. The messed up part is I actually took spanish all four years of high school and this is the best I can do. Also i have no idea what any of it means. sigh

¡Eso sí que es!

Here’s my quick attempt at the Make’em Laugh! assignment.

The humor comes from the fact that the Spanish phrase “¡Eso sí que es!” (“That’s it!”) sounds like the English spelling of “socks” (“S-O-C-K-S”). I got the joke from here.

Yiddish Buffalo Joke

I can never remember any jokes in English much less another language. But a challenge is a challenge, so I have an effort for the ds106 Make ‘em Laugh assignment, submitted by my pal Darren Kuropatwa:

Find a good, brief joke in a language other than your mother tongue; if you don’t know any other languages this might be a good way to start learning. Record your voice telling the joke focusing on pronunciation and try to make it sound as natural as you can with appropriate vocal inflections. Add a (cc) music track underneath (maybe from jamendo.com) and a laugh track (soungle.com is a good source) at the end.

Languages. Hmmm. I don’t know any. I thought it might be fun, in honor of my Mom, to try something in Yiddish. I searched a bit, and found some bad videos, but eventually found this joke, which is funny enough with Yiddish Indians hunting buffalo, that was spelled out in pronounceable bits.

Yiddish Buffalo Joke

That was one take, badly mangled. The music underneath is Yiddish Dances by Unió Musical Xeraco found on Jamendo, a service I cannot recommend enough highly, as they are not a drooling pack of copyright hounds.

I used a laugh track from freesound group_laugh_long_exaggerate by thanvannispen.

Am I ready for the borscht belt? No offense meant to anyone who actually speaks yiddish.


cc licensed ( BY NC SD ) flickr photo shared by TheeErin

Make’em Laugh

For this assignment the instructions were to tell a brief joke in a language that is not your native tongue. I have taken a couple semesters of Spanish in school, but am still far from fluent. I hope my Spanish is decipherable! I began by typing “spanish english joke” into Bing. I found the website: http://www.spanishpronto.com/spanishpronto/jokes.html The joke that I choose to tell is:

Un policía detiene a un transeúnte y le dice:
A policeman detains a transient and says to him:
A ver, usted, deme el nombre.
“Let’s see, you, give me your name.”
¡Sí, hombre! ¡Y entonces cómo me llamo?
“Yeah, right! And then what would I call myself?!”

I put police sirens in the background so it would seem like the police man has just stopped someone on the side of the road and left the sirens on. At the end of the joke I added an audience laughing as if I was doing some sort of stand up comedy act. I got all of my sounds from freesound.org and then used soundcloud to record and upload my clip. Hope you enjoy!

Avarizia: a joke about greed, apples, and Italians

I always liked the “Make ‘em Laugh” audio assignment which charges you with telling a joke in a language other than your native tongue. But rather than telling a joke in another language, I actually recorded Antonella telling a joke in her native Italian while at the same time contextualizing the joke for her audience. The most interesting thing about oral culture, and jokes in particular, is just how contextual, dialectic, and specific to a time and place they always are. So enjoy this joke about greed at the expense of the inhabitants of Val di Non,  a Valley just north of Antonella’s home town Trento, Italy.