Here are a few excerpts from my counter identity’s journal:
Saturday, January 14, 2017
Today marks the day that I leave my home land. I have been called in on a secret mission in the United States of America. Unfortunately, I cannot yet reveal the details of this mission – no, not even in the confines of my diary – but I can say that it involves the saving of those fair 50 states from a menace that has appeared recently.
Below is the last selfie that I took in France. In the background is my beautiful home. It was hard to leave, but the mission that I have undertaken is worth all sacrifice. Plus, I think that I may be able to arrange to have an acceptable property built in America……
Lovingly,
NN
PS. I will sign all of my future entries with NN for Neapolitan NapolĂ©on – my secret identity.
Friday, January 20, 2017
Tough day in the world of spy business. On interacting with some locals today they told me that they didn’t understood what I was saying. Is my accent really that strong? I need to do a better job of integrating myself into the landscape.
Too depressed to write more today,
NN
Monday, January 23, 2017
Woe is me! The first phase of my mission has not gone well. It seems as though I will be here longer than planned. So far there has just been delay after delay. I know one thing that will cheer me up from my botched field work: constructing a new home!
Until next time,
NN
Thursday, January 26, 2017
As I settle into this new country and attempt to conduct my field work in the best way possible I believe the time has come to build a [top secret] secret agent hide out fit for a king. I’ve started to design my royal abode by creating a Pinterest board. I’ve pinned my most favorite things. Would you like to take a look? Look at my next post to see what I’ve found. Feel free to tell me what you think.
Sincerely,
NN