I can’t sleep. I can barely eat. It’s all I can do to not be scouring the streets for Dr.Oblivion.
We are on the verge of chaos here! Jim Groom has taught this course before, but I’ve heard his former students say he doesn’t EVEN USE A SYLLABUS or Rubrics! I know I’m not alone in feeling like we must do more!
If we don’t find Dr. Oblivion we could potentially be forced to learn and think for ourselves! I need to be told what to do! I was raised this way and I will probably self-destruct if I do not have a paternalistic figure head directing my every move!
I know there was some assignment about making posters but frankly, I am too distraught to be fiddling around with graphics applications. I’ve seen many posters around town, and I know who to call if I do spot the Dr somewhere.
Even New Yorkers, who should be celebrating their newfound equal rights are instead too busy searching the subways and pasting up posters created by Michael Branson Smith.
Even Davin Cronenberg has taken a break from being extremely weird to help out. I was watching Cronenburg’s surprisingly normal address on the Cathode Ray Tube, when it suddenly went dead and I had to move to the Liquid Crystal Display. I wonder if that has anything to do with Dr.Oblivion’s disappearance, since I have seen clips of him clearly stating he ONLY exists on the Cathode Ray Tube. Does that make Oblivion Obsolete?
I was able to tune back in- just in time to see that the charity, “Vapid Celebrities Across America” are mobilizing a concert to raise awareness and spirits during these days of darkness. As every good marketer and abduction-seeker knows, you need to diversify your media outreach strategy, so the concert will be helpful. As have been the extremely well-produced News on the March news updates by Allan Liddell (who definitely looks good sporting a beard).
Of course I TRIED to get my mind off things but I hear that even milk cartons have been appropriated with the Doctor’s image. Totally by coincidence without realizing as I was reading the morning paper (ahaha, just kidding, who reads THOSE any more, right?)…as I was listening to #ds106radio…snacking on a plato of cookies (which I initially didn’t accept but they are soo tasty) and a glass of milk, I actually inspected my own lactose-free milk carton- and what should I find- but ANOTHER plea for help. This time placing Dr.Oblivion’s last known whereabouts on Friday afternoon IN A CAVE!
Like Joe, I am convinced that this is a deep Platonian reference. Think about it- the doctor has not seen ANYONE for 27 years. His experience has been mediated through a deprecated technology (CRT). Is he real? What is his reality? If you only interacted through wordpress, twitter, flickr, youtube, even fuck yeah, Tumblr what would reality be? How does it differ from your face to face interactions? If you say none, then I ask you- how many times have you LITERALLY said “L”-”O”-”L” instead of just really heartily laughing out loud?