Japanese is always hard.

Translate Fail
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I saw quite a few people doing this assignment
so I decided to do one too.

I type in:

?????????
?anata ga shachou desu)

You are the president.

I took this phrase from a Japanese book I bought the other day.
It looks simple.

But:

Is your president.

It’s not even a complete sentence.

I wonder how this worked out.
I think it’s like
??????your
????is
???? president

and it somehow turned out like that.

I found another interesting fail.
Which is this:

???????suk quickly
?yakusoku, promise)

This came through when I was thinking of another sentence.

Type it in kanji, and it works fine.

Maybe the problem was with the hiragana I worked with.
So I try some words in hiragana.


They work fine.

But

doesn’t change.

I understand that GoogleTranslate works with patterns of grammar,
but I couldn’t understand how this worked.

GoogleTranslate is surely interesting.

(?=?=´)?

Google Translate Fail2: WebAssignment

This assignment is called “Google Translate Fail” by Steven Q. Dangerfist.
Here is the description of the assignment.
Find something in a foreign language and use Google Translate and laugh about how awful it is. Its pretty easy to do if you use Google Chrome. Just go to a site in another language and select the translate to English button when it pops up (options – under the hood – check the box that says to offer translations). I think you can also use the main google.com to translate pages as well. If its a language you know, give an explanation of what it should be and list possible reasons it got messed up.

So here is what I did:

I put text???????????(kyou ha ame ga hutte masu)??in Japanese.
In English, that means ” It is rainig today.”
I put this text just because it is rainig today.

Google translate fail txt1

The answer I got was

Google translate fail result

I rainig today??? lol
If you read this weird sentense, you might kinda get a sense what it’s about… but this translation is not good…
I knew that Google Translate does not work well, especially between English and Japanese but I did not expect this bad. (worse than my horrible English… :P)
The original sentence was so simple and I thought this couldn’t go wrong.

The subject sentence is ??(today), not ?(I). I have no idea why it translated like this.
Google Translate might be fun to mess up and laugh about but it is not for academic use like many people point out that google translate cannot be depended on :(

Well, I tried a second try changing a little bit of the original sentence.
I rewrote it from spoken language into formal, written Japanese, just adding ???.

?????????????
 ?
??????????????

Google translate fail Text2

The result I got was this

Google translate success :)

Google Translated successfully for this time!! :)

Maybe Google Translate is not so bad??? 
or is it just an miracle? :P

_________________________
The process of this assignment:
I used Google Translate and tried some translation from Japanese into English. I took these pictures step by step with my iphone and uploaded to Flickr and then embeded here.

Google Translate Fail2: WebAssignment

This assignment is called “Google Translate Fail” by Steven Q. Dangerfist.
Here is the description of the assignment.
Find something in a foreign language and use Google Translate and laugh about how awful it is. Its pretty easy to do if you use Google Chrome. Just go to a site in another language and select the translate to English button when it pops up (options – under the hood – check the box that says to offer translations). I think you can also use the main google.com to translate pages as well. If its a language you know, give an explanation of what it should be and list possible reasons it got messed up.

So here is what I did:

I put text???????????(kyou ha ame ga hutte masu)??in Japanese.
In English, that means ” It is rainig today.”
I put this text just because it is rainig today.

Google translate fail txt1

The answer I got was

Google translate fail result

I rainig today??? lol
If you read this weird sentense, you might kinda get a sense what it’s about… but this translation is not good…
I knew that Google Translate does not work well, especially between English and Japanese but I did not expect this bad. (worse than my horrible English… :P)
The original sentence was so simple and I thought this couldn’t go wrong.

The subject sentence is ??(today), not ?(I). I have no idea why it translated like this.
Google Translate might be fun to mess up and laugh about but it is not for academic use like many people point out that google translate cannot be depended on :(

Well, I tried a second try changing a little bit of the original sentence.
I rewrote it from spoken language into formal, written Japanese, just adding ???.

?????????????
 ?
??????????????

Google translate fail Text2

The result I got was this

Google translate success :)

Google Translated successfully for this time!! :)

Maybe Google Translate is not so bad??? 
or is it just an miracle? :P

_________________________
The process of this assignment:
I used Google Translate and tried some translation from Japanese into English. I took these pictures step by step with my iphone and uploaded to Flickr and then embeded here.

Google Translate Fail2: WebAssignment

This assignment is called “Google Translate Fail” by Steven Q. Dangerfist.
Here is the description of the assignment.
Find something in a foreign language and use Google Translate and laugh about how awful it is. Its pretty easy to do if you use Google Chrome. Just go to a site in another language and select the translate to English button when it pops up (options – under the hood – check the box that says to offer translations). I think you can also use the main google.com to translate pages as well. If its a language you know, give an explanation of what it should be and list possible reasons it got messed up.

So here is what I did:

I put text???????????(kyou ha ame ga hutte masu)??in Japanese.
In English, that means ” It is rainig today.”
I put this text just because it is rainig today.

Google translate fail txt1

The answer I got was

Google translate fail result

I rainig today??? lol
If you read this weird sentense, you might kinda get a sense what it’s about… but this translation is not good…
I knew that Google Translate does not work well, especially between English and Japanese but I did not expect this bad. (worse than my horrible English… :P)
The original sentence was so simple and I thought this couldn’t go wrong.

The subject sentence is ??(today), not ?(I). I have no idea why it translated like this.
Google Translate might be fun to mess up and laugh about but it is not for academic use like many people point out that google translate cannot be depended on :(

Well, I tried a second try changing a little bit of the original sentence.
I rewrote it from spoken language into formal, written Japanese, just adding ???.

?????????????
 ?
??????????????

Google translate fail Text2

The result I got was this

Google translate success :)

Google Translated successfully for this time!! :)

Maybe Google Translate is not so bad??? 
or is it just an miracle? :P

_________________________
The process of this assignment:
I used Google Translate and tried some translation from Japanese into English. I took these pictures step by step with my iphone and uploaded to Flickr and then embeded here.

Google Translate Fail2: WebAssignment

This assignment is called “Google Translate Fail” by Steven Q. Dangerfist.
Here is the description of the assignment.
Find something in a foreign language and use Google Translate and laugh about how awful it is. Its pretty easy to do if you use Google Chrome. Just go to a site in another language and select the translate to English button when it pops up (options – under the hood – check the box that says to offer translations). I think you can also use the main google.com to translate pages as well. If its a language you know, give an explanation of what it should be and list possible reasons it got messed up.

So here is what I did:

I put text???????????(kyou ha ame ga hutte masu)??in Japanese.
In English, that means ” It is rainig today.”
I put this text just because it is rainig today.

Google translate fail txt1

The answer I got was

Google translate fail result

I rainig today??? lol
If you read this weird sentense, you might kinda get a sense what it’s about… but this translation is not good…
I knew that Google Translate does not work well, especially between English and Japanese but I did not expect this bad. (worse than my horrible English… :P)
The original sentence was so simple and I thought this couldn’t go wrong.

The subject sentence is ??(today), not ?(I). I have no idea why it translated like this.
Google Translate might be fun to mess up and laugh about but it is not for academic use like many people point out that google translate cannot be depended on :(

Well, I tried a second try changing a little bit of the original sentence.
I rewrote it from spoken language into formal, written Japanese, just adding ???.

?????????????
 ?
??????????????

Google translate fail Text2

The result I got was this

Google translate success :)

Google Translated successfully for this time!! :)

Maybe Google Translate is not so bad??? 
or is it just an miracle? :P

_________________________
The process of this assignment:
I used Google Translate and tried some translation from Japanese into English. I took these pictures step by step with my iphone and uploaded to Flickr and then embeded here.

DS106 On/In the Web Assignment209 "Google Translate Fail"

So, I typed in Japanese “??????(Kimino hitomini kanpai)?”, and that means “Here’s looking at you, kid.”
This line is well known from the famous American movie called “Casablanca”!!! Anyways, Google Translation translated this to “Here’s to your eyes.”…..?? Seems like this line is from one of the scenes when an ophthalmologist gives a patient an eye lotion. Hilarious.

DS106 On/In the Web Assignment209 "Google Translate Fail"

So, I typed in Japanese “??????(Kimino hitomini kanpai)?”, and that means “Here’s looking at you, kid.”
This line is well known from the famous American movie called “Casablanca”!!! Anyways, Google Translation translated this to “Here’s to your eyes.”…..?? Seems like this line is from one of the scenes when an ophthalmologist gives a patient an eye lotion. Hilarious.

DS106 On/In the Web Assignment209 "Google Translate Fail"

So, I typed in Japanese “??????(Kimino hitomini kanpai)?”, and that means “Here’s looking at you, kid.”
This line is well known from the famous American movie called “Casablanca”!!! Anyways, Google Translation translated this to “Here’s to your eyes.”…..?? Seems like this line is from one of the scenes when an ophthalmologist gives a patient an eye lotion. Hilarious.

DS106 On/In the Web Assignment209 "Google Translate Fail"

So, I typed in Japanese “??????(Kimino hitomini kanpai)?”, and that means “Here’s looking at you, kid.”
This line is well known from the famous American movie called “Casablanca”!!! Anyways, Google Translation translated this to “Here’s to your eyes.”…..?? Seems like this line is from one of the scenes when an ophthalmologist gives a patient an eye lotion. Hilarious.