Audio Assignment – Make’em Laugh!

Happy People

So here is the assignment, which I have copied and pasted from here Find a good, brief joke in a language other than your mother tongue; if you don;t know any other languages this might be a good way to start learning. Record your voice telling the joke focusing on pronunciation and try to make it sound as natural as you can with appropriate vocal inflections. Add a (cc) music track underneath (maybe from jamendo.com) and a laugh track (soungle.com is a good source) at the end. I got the joke from this website.  This joke is not that funny, but I did recognize some of the words, and that was what got me to use it.  Spanish is not my native language as you can probably tell.

Here is the joke:

Unos tíos están subidos a un árbol cuando les ve un policía.

Some guys are up in a tree when a policeman sees them.

- Pero, bueno, ¿ustedes qué hacen ahí? Venga hombres, bajen. ¡No sea que se caigan y se rompan algo!

“Well, what are you all doing there? Come on men, come down. Let’s not have any of you falling and breaking something!”

Y cuando llegan al suelo…

And when they arrive on the ground . . .

- A ver, ¿ustedes quiénes son?

“O.K. now, who are you?”

-¡Pucha, qué memoria! ¡Los del árbol!

“Geez, what a memory! The ones from the tree!”

I creepily took the photo for this post from Create Commons on Flickr, here.  They just looked so happy.

Assignment worth three stars.

¿Entonces cuál es la mala?

For the last of my 4 stars I decided to put my years of Spanish classes to work. The joke I found didn’t have a title unfortunately, so I just picked out a line from it that I thought would work well. I recorded that myself, downloaded the guitar music track and the laughter. The music track wasn’t long enough to cover the entire joke so I had to copy, paste, and slide it together. Then I amplified the reading and decreased the volume on the music track.

Make ’em Laugh!

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Spanish Joke 2.0

After some good quality comments about my Spanish Joke audio assignment I decided to get back in the lab to spice it up a little bit. I kept the same basic track that I had before but added a little laugh track at the end that I got off of freesound.org, courtesy of Hell’s Sound Guy. Then I was looking through some of the loops that come with garageband and I found a latin sounding one and I put that underneath all of the other tracks that I had. Hope you like the redo!

Spanish Joke 2.0 by awhitfield21

Other Audio Assignments

For my last two audio assignments I decided to do “Autotune Something” and “Make ‘em Laugh”. For my “Autotune Something” I decided to try and autotune a segment of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr’s “I Have A Dream Speech”. I hope this isn’t frowned upon by most people since this speech was such an influential part in the civil rights movement and is still a big part of American society today. I just thought it would be interesting to see what it would turn out like, and I think it sounds pretty cool. I autotuned it using garageband and I got the original speech off of archive.org. For the other assignment entitled make them laugh, I looked up a joke about American tourists and had one of my friends read it for me in Spanish. I got the joke off of jokesaboutamericans.com and the original joke is

“How many American tourists does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifteen. Five to figure out how much the bulb costs in the local currency, four to comment on “how funny-looking” local lightbulbs are, three to hire a local person to change the bulb, two to take pictures, and one to buy postcards in case the pictures don’t come out.”

Hope you guys enjoy them!

PS. I still need a group for the ds106 Radio Show assignment so if anyone else needs a second or a third person for their group I’d be glad to join!
I Had A Dream Auto Tune by awhitfield21

Spanish Joke by awhitfield21

Joke Auf Deutsch

For the extra audio assignment, I decided to do “Make ‘Em Laugh” submitted by Darren Kuropatwa.  I’m a German major, so of course this assignment caught my attention.  I added some background music from jamendo.com, and found the laugh at the end (which made me crack up when I heard it) at soungle.com.

German Joke

A portuguese joke

This  time and following the suggestion of Darren Kuropatwa a found a brief Portuguese  joke. Because of the economy crises in Europe, specially in the peripheral countries,  the government has decided to reduce salary wages in the public sector by 10% and increase taxes. As we cannot win the battle against such draconian measurements we crate jokes. this one is very “political correct”. Enjoy.

portuguese_joke