Google Translate Fail2: WebAssignment

This assignment is called “Google Translate Fail” by Steven Q. Dangerfist.
Here is the description of the assignment.
Find something in a foreign language and use Google Translate and laugh about how awful it is. Its pretty easy to do if you use Google Chrome. Just go to a site in another language and select the translate to English button when it pops up (options – under the hood – check the box that says to offer translations). I think you can also use the main google.com to translate pages as well. If its a language you know, give an explanation of what it should be and list possible reasons it got messed up.

So here is what I did:

I put text???????????(kyou ha ame ga hutte masu)??in Japanese.
In English, that means ” It is rainig today.”
I put this text just because it is rainig today.

Google translate fail txt1

The answer I got was

Google translate fail result

I rainig today??? lol
If you read this weird sentense, you might kinda get a sense what it’s about… but this translation is not good…
I knew that Google Translate does not work well, especially between English and Japanese but I did not expect this bad. (worse than my horrible English… :P)
The original sentence was so simple and I thought this couldn’t go wrong.

The subject sentence is ??(today), not ?(I). I have no idea why it translated like this.
Google Translate might be fun to mess up and laugh about but it is not for academic use like many people point out that google translate cannot be depended on :(

Well, I tried a second try changing a little bit of the original sentence.
I rewrote it from spoken language into formal, written Japanese, just adding ???.

?????????????
 ?
??????????????

Google translate fail Text2

The result I got was this

Google translate success :)

Google Translated successfully for this time!! :)

Maybe Google Translate is not so bad??? 
or is it just an miracle? :P

_________________________
The process of this assignment:
I used Google Translate and tried some translation from Japanese into English. I took these pictures step by step with my iphone and uploaded to Flickr and then embeded here.

Google Translate Fail2: WebAssignment

This assignment is called “Google Translate Fail” by Steven Q. Dangerfist.
Here is the description of the assignment.
Find something in a foreign language and use Google Translate and laugh about how awful it is. Its pretty easy to do if you use Google Chrome. Just go to a site in another language and select the translate to English button when it pops up (options – under the hood – check the box that says to offer translations). I think you can also use the main google.com to translate pages as well. If its a language you know, give an explanation of what it should be and list possible reasons it got messed up.

So here is what I did:

I put text???????????(kyou ha ame ga hutte masu)??in Japanese.
In English, that means ” It is rainig today.”
I put this text just because it is rainig today.

Google translate fail txt1

The answer I got was

Google translate fail result

I rainig today??? lol
If you read this weird sentense, you might kinda get a sense what it’s about… but this translation is not good…
I knew that Google Translate does not work well, especially between English and Japanese but I did not expect this bad. (worse than my horrible English… :P)
The original sentence was so simple and I thought this couldn’t go wrong.

The subject sentence is ??(today), not ?(I). I have no idea why it translated like this.
Google Translate might be fun to mess up and laugh about but it is not for academic use like many people point out that google translate cannot be depended on :(

Well, I tried a second try changing a little bit of the original sentence.
I rewrote it from spoken language into formal, written Japanese, just adding ???.

?????????????
 ?
??????????????

Google translate fail Text2

The result I got was this

Google translate success :)

Google Translated successfully for this time!! :)

Maybe Google Translate is not so bad??? 
or is it just an miracle? :P

_________________________
The process of this assignment:
I used Google Translate and tried some translation from Japanese into English. I took these pictures step by step with my iphone and uploaded to Flickr and then embeded here.

Google Translate Fail2: WebAssignment

This assignment is called “Google Translate Fail” by Steven Q. Dangerfist.
Here is the description of the assignment.
Find something in a foreign language and use Google Translate and laugh about how awful it is. Its pretty easy to do if you use Google Chrome. Just go to a site in another language and select the translate to English button when it pops up (options – under the hood – check the box that says to offer translations). I think you can also use the main google.com to translate pages as well. If its a language you know, give an explanation of what it should be and list possible reasons it got messed up.

So here is what I did:

I put text???????????(kyou ha ame ga hutte masu)??in Japanese.
In English, that means ” It is rainig today.”
I put this text just because it is rainig today.

Google translate fail txt1

The answer I got was

Google translate fail result

I rainig today??? lol
If you read this weird sentense, you might kinda get a sense what it’s about… but this translation is not good…
I knew that Google Translate does not work well, especially between English and Japanese but I did not expect this bad. (worse than my horrible English… :P)
The original sentence was so simple and I thought this couldn’t go wrong.

The subject sentence is ??(today), not ?(I). I have no idea why it translated like this.
Google Translate might be fun to mess up and laugh about but it is not for academic use like many people point out that google translate cannot be depended on :(

Well, I tried a second try changing a little bit of the original sentence.
I rewrote it from spoken language into formal, written Japanese, just adding ???.

?????????????
 ?
??????????????

Google translate fail Text2

The result I got was this

Google translate success :)

Google Translated successfully for this time!! :)

Maybe Google Translate is not so bad??? 
or is it just an miracle? :P

_________________________
The process of this assignment:
I used Google Translate and tried some translation from Japanese into English. I took these pictures step by step with my iphone and uploaded to Flickr and then embeded here.

DS106 On/In the Web Assignment209 "Google Translate Fail"

So, I typed in Japanese “??????(Kimino hitomini kanpai)?”, and that means “Here’s looking at you, kid.”
This line is well known from the famous American movie called “Casablanca”!!! Anyways, Google Translation translated this to “Here’s to your eyes.”…..?? Seems like this line is from one of the scenes when an ophthalmologist gives a patient an eye lotion. Hilarious.

DS106 On/In the Web Assignment209 "Google Translate Fail"

So, I typed in Japanese “??????(Kimino hitomini kanpai)?”, and that means “Here’s looking at you, kid.”
This line is well known from the famous American movie called “Casablanca”!!! Anyways, Google Translation translated this to “Here’s to your eyes.”…..?? Seems like this line is from one of the scenes when an ophthalmologist gives a patient an eye lotion. Hilarious.

DS106 On/In the Web Assignment209 "Google Translate Fail"

So, I typed in Japanese “??????(Kimino hitomini kanpai)?”, and that means “Here’s looking at you, kid.”
This line is well known from the famous American movie called “Casablanca”!!! Anyways, Google Translation translated this to “Here’s to your eyes.”…..?? Seems like this line is from one of the scenes when an ophthalmologist gives a patient an eye lotion. Hilarious.

DS106 On/In the Web Assignment209 "Google Translate Fail"

So, I typed in Japanese “??????(Kimino hitomini kanpai)?”, and that means “Here’s looking at you, kid.”
This line is well known from the famous American movie called “Casablanca”!!! Anyways, Google Translation translated this to “Here’s to your eyes.”…..?? Seems like this line is from one of the scenes when an ophthalmologist gives a patient an eye lotion. Hilarious.

Digital Footprints of Apples

As I personally love design and changng things I decided to check out how one of my favorite websites has changed over the years. Or lets say….one of my favorites. I have to admit that I am a bit of an APPLE…MAC…whatever you wanna call it geek, so I frequently check the site to check whether there are any new products, software, designs etc. I love Apple because I love design in general and I think it is amazing to see how not only the internet but technology evolves over time. So here is the digital story of Apple in screenshots:

1997

1998

2000

2001

2004

2004

2007

2009

2010

As you probably have noticed, I did not post shots from each an every year, only the ones with major changes. By the way, all these screenshot were taken from the Way Back Machine (www.waybackmachine.org/)

Live Your Goals

so I created my first real story-telling project….yea it’s about soccer…don’t blame me…I’m German.
I found the assignment for this on the ds106 website. I loved the idea of using as little as 7 Google search results in order to tell a short story. It was actually a quick project that I have created in only about 10 minutes, which made the whole thing even better since you get really fast results. Anyways, see for yourself and give me feedback ;-]

P.S. if you want to create one of these stories yourself simply go to http://www.youtube.com/user/SearchStories …the instructions are right there.

Live Your Goals

so I created my first real story-telling project….yea it’s about soccer…don’t blame me…I’m German.
I found the assignment for this on the ds106 website. I loved the idea of using as little as 7 Google search results in order to tell a short story. It was actually a quick project that I have created in only about 10 minutes, which made the whole thing even better since you get really fast results. Anyways, see for yourself and give me feedback ;-]

P.S. if you want to create one of these stories yourself simply go to http://www.youtube.com/user/SearchStories …the instructions are right there.