What is your order?

This week we were required to complete 10 stars worth of audio assignments. In order to fulfill part of this requirement I completed this assignment. For this assignment I was to create a short audio clip acting like I was going through a drive through at McDonalds and I had to use a certain accent. I decided to complete this assignment because it seemed fun and reminded me of when I was little and my friends and I would always try to talk funny. For this assignment I chose to use a southern/western accent. The directions said to be picky in what I order and well, I don’t usually buy anything from fast food restaurants so, I think I was pretty picky. This assignment also reminds me why I am not an actress! To create this assignment I used audacity to record my voice. Overall, this assignment continued to help me practice using audacity and well, definitely made me laugh at myself so, have fun listening!

This assignment was worth two and a half stars adding to the 10 star requirement for the week.

Another reason why I don’t act

For this week to make eight stars of audio assignments I did one 3 1/2 star, will be doing another 3 1/2 star and to finish up I have this 1 1/2 star assignment. This was the May I take your order assignment. What you had to do was pretend to be ordering at a fast food restaurant with a different accent. Well…. this was my attempt. I knew that I can’t really do accents well so my attempt to do western turned out to be a southern/western/male with poor grammar. I just simply typed up a small skit in word and then read it aloud while Soundcloud was recording. I got out of character in the end, because I started laughing at myself.  I think it turned out okay. I am not good at this stuff, but I tried.

 

Big Mac and a french fry Frosty

For this assignment I was to stage a fast food order taking place. I edited my voice so that the two sound differently when I speak so you can distinguish between the worker and customer. The customer’s order was complicated and half the things she ordered aren’t even from the same place. She also was from some random foreign country so I’m sure the rest of the experience was interesting.

1.5 stars

McDonalds Order

I created an order from the point of view of a picky redneck. I thought what does a redneck enjoy more than some good old sweet tea, I also thought about how someone could be picky when it comes to sweet tea. I decided that an Arnold Palmer would be a good drink option and there to be a specific number of ice cubes would make the order super picky.

I did this by recoding my voice and adding a microphone effect in Garage Band to get the McDonalds worker. I then put on my best southern accent and improvised my order. This was a 1 star assignment for Ds106 called “May I Take Your Order?

My Order

May I Take Your Order?

Description of Assignment: “Using your best accent (whether it be Australian, British or southern, ect), pretend you are at McDondalds and order something off of their menu. Be picky! For example, a coke with no ice.”

The Story

One day me and my friends went to McDonald’s and we knew the person who was taking our order. He was one of our good friends so we wanted to mess with him. I wanted to be funny so I decided to be picky and use a Middle Eastern accent. He had a hard time keeping up so after I told him I was just joking and order normally. After he got off work I hung out with him and he told me how bad my accent was.

The Process, Narrated

I first planned out my order and decided to use a Middle Eastern accent. I made sure my order was very picky. For this assignment I used Audacity to record my McDonald’s order. Once I finished the recording I saved it as a audio recording so it would let me embed the recording into this post.

 

ds106 – Assignment Bank – June 19, 2015 – Audio

Assignment –  May I take your order?

Details: Using your best accent (whether it be Australian, British or southern, ect), pretend you are at McDonald’s and order something off of their menu. Be picky! For example, a coke with no ice.

McDonald’s Order for Assignment 383

Doing anything with audio is out of my comfort zone, so please don’t judge.

More Drive-Thru!

I’ve already written up a tutorial for this assignment, so that post will speak more to my technical process of creation. I want to write about my creative process in this segment!

So, I saw this sort-of accent challenge in the Bank after looking for a decent one-to-one-and-a-half star challenge, and I was immediately inspired. Memories of more intense accent challenges on YouTube that completely blew my mind prompted me to pull out my love of languages and give this assignment a shot.

I debated for a couple of minutes about which accent to use: my English accents that I’ve been working on thanks to One Direction (don’t laugh) or Italian or French that I’ve heard all my life thanks to my grandparents?

Then, it hit me. I speak Spanish–at least semi-fluently. I love the language and have been studying it for nine years, and my accent is fairly good. I figured why not step up the challenge a notch and order in Spanish as well as a Spanish accent?

I wanted the encounter to be as organic as possible, so I just decided what I wanted to order before hand and then recorded the audio on Garageband. I inserted pauses and vocal fillers–ones I picked up from my Spanish professors through the years–to increase the authenticity and was as careful as possible with my pronunciation. Aside from one or two stumbles and I think one grammatical mistake, my drive-thru order turned out decent!

If you’re wondering, I’m ordering a Big Mac (there’s not a Spanish word for this, I don’t think!), a large fry, and two milkshakes: strawberry and chocolate. Yum.

AudioAssignment 383 McDonalds Order in the South

I’ve spent an awful lot of time in the deep south over the years, and I do miss it quite a bit. here are towns down there that simply don’t have things that most cities and towns up here have. So when some of these folks find themselves in town and they decide to “indulge” themselves, it can be an interesting situation to observe. It took a little time to be able to understand the accent as well. I remember walking in to a gas station in Mississippi back in 1994, and walking out having not understood a single word the old man was saying to me. For all I knew, he could have been telling me that my hair was on fire, I just nodded my head and smiled, looked at the register for the total, and paid the man.

For this assignment, I just wrote down a rudimentary script, and rambled into a microphone for a minute or so. I uploaded it to soundcloud, and tagged it in the appropriate places. Here’s my soundcloud link below.

A Pale Imitation – Audio Assignment #2

I chose May I Take Your Order, since I recognized that I could get that done in less than 10 minutes, and I did. I did it poorly, but it is infinitely better than getting a zero after the last two harrying days. Did a quick smash-and-grab recording with a short script and threw it onto sound cloud. My apologies for any offense I cause with my horrible accent.

- David

When Asian People Order Food…

drive thru

I thought this would be a funny segment to cover. I am originally from the Philippines and I am surrounded by accents on a regular basis. If my family decides to have a vacation, it’s at least thirty people with heavy accents. Personally, I don’t have an accent because I am heavily Americanized. However, after spending the weekend with my family, I develop a slight accent that lasts for a few days after the vacation.

This audio segment is very typical. It’s hard for some of my aunts to order food because of their thick accent. To make matters worst, their English is not grammatically correct. Sometimes, verbs and adjectives are improperly placed in the sentence due to our grammar back in the islands. Ordering food can be difficult due to the accent and different language grammars. Then, some of my family members are indecisive so that can be a McDonald’s worker’s worst nightmare.

Overall,  the orders are placed and the food is served. Sometimes, it’s not always right, but when you’re hungry, it doesn’t seem to matter.

 

I created this audio by recording my reflection through SoundCloud with nature sounds playing from Youtube on a different tab. Next, I uploaded the file to my MacBook and saved it in my iTunes folder. Then, I uploaded the file into this post.