So I had applied to Stirrup Trouble today. I really hope my resume will be good enough to get in, at least part-time. My hippotherapy company isn’t doing too well so I NEED the extra cash, and I refuse to go back to my old line of work. I’m also hoping my past doesn’t come back … Continue reading Valentine’s Resume (3 stars)
I have finally put my writing talents to work and have created a resume for you all to enjoy. I must say, the one page format was rather limiting, and unfortunately I could not include ALL of my banking experience. However, if you must, go look at it.
Also, as a word to the wise, I have relocated to New York City- it would appear that I now have a position at a small, family owned company. How quaint! It’s called, “Hit Me.”
My pretty resume can be found on the website. However, here are my credentials for now.
They have a website at: the1agency.wordpress.com
Profile
Hello, darlings. I am young, I am pretty, and I am capable. While my history is in writing romance novels for housewives, my side business of bank management has become more prominent. Banking is my pride and joy, and my money skills are without parallel.
Experience
Author, Love Me Publishers, California, 1930-Present
Active writer of Romance Novels featuring pirates, highlanders, Atlantians, Astronauts and tax collectors.
Nationally acclaimed and celebrated from Romance For Life weekly magazine.
Public appearances at speakeasies through the midwest and southwest
Harold’s Family Bank, Phoenix, Arizona
Created lasting relations with employees with charm and professionalism.
San Fransisco Bank of Rich People, San Fransisco, California
Handled withdrawals with proficiency and professionalism.
Nashville’s Bank of Pretentious People, Nashville, Kentucky
Provided excellent customer service to a number of clients during the duration of employment.
Education
University of Life, bitches, circa ye old lifetime
Skills
Excellent writing and typing ability
Proficient bank teller
Budgeting and managerial experience
Research and travel expert
Referrals
Unfortunately, many of my references are unavailable- they all have seemed to have perished rather recently. It’s tragic, really.
It’s hard to keep one’s secret a secret. Especially when creating a résumé (3 stars). I am an accountant by experience and actually have my CPA, but that’s not my true passion. My passion is to feel someone’s life in the palm of my hands and being able to take that away or choose not to. But when it comes to business, I must keep my accounting reputation and make myself look like the professional that I am. I attended high school where I grew up in Boston, Massachussetts. I spent 4 years at Monument High School and then after graduation I decided to move to New York and attend New York University where I began my accounting journey. After graduating college, I realized I liked New York so I decided to stay there and start my own accounting firm. It went great for about 7 years but then I met someone who has changed me in a way that I didn’t know was possible. I met Victoire and I just want to be around her so when she moved in with a few of her friends, I thought I would tag along so we didn’t have to separate. It turns out that these ladies and me really know how to run a business. That’s my source of income now…an agency called Hit Me. It’s a wonderful business, I’ll tell ya. I am able to showcase my skills and I can’t complain about that.
3 stars
Veronica Smith, an intelligent, talented, successful lady for her time. I first began working when I 11 on my family farms. I worked there until I graduated high school and began working at the Hideaway lounge. During that time I did some small work with the United Service Organization with radio advertisements. I am now have a new job at the Stars and Stripe Bar in New York! I’m ready to make the move!
I based Veronica’s resume off of the jobs I had for her already. I added the family farm job and played around the years to make them accurate for someone born in 1920. The organization style I took out of my own resume. I went with this font to create a type writer feel since she is in 1942. This to me was also simple yet professional, and a proper length for a women of 22 years old. I elaborated in more detail what Veronica did at work. I also added some duties other than singing, like managing, to prepare her for the Agency. She is a smart girl and singing is only one of her many talents…
I uploaded the resume using Flickr, it was difficult trying to upload the Microsoft word file or any other image because of it pixelating.
For my first assignment this week I made my resume for three stars. I used Microsoft word and I got to tell you it is damn hard to make a resume when you have been working for the same organization for over 30 years. The only experience I have is with the Atlanta police department and I have never had to apply to another job before. I actually do not even remember how to make a proper resume because I honestly thought I would never need to again. Is it okay to talk about your girlfriend in your resume? Eh whatever Blair is my sugar momma (as of now) so she deserves to be in it.
Below is a link to get to my resume but below that is an embedded link from flickr if the main link does not work. Let me know what you think!
Web Story Telling:
The web story telling has proven to be the most difficult part of this weeks assignment pool. The initial link given for mozilla was not functional so I in turn attempted to download firefox and used the firebug application which was cautioned to make link codes disappear. The kinks of this are very finicky. I attempted to take the Domino’s interface and manipulate it into the fictional business my friend and I have jokingly developed. This pizza place serves anything you can ever want, on a pizza, ‘no matter what is the guarantee!’. (We even have a jingle) I am still working on developing this.
Character Resume:
The character profile I created is below, in the form of a resume of a fictional character based off of the culmination of women from Bravo’s Real Housewives of Atlanta. I feel these ladies have the most sass and their dialects and slang terms are so different from the language I am used to speaking. They make fascinating character studys’. Ms. Rubella is a recent divorce who is lookin’ to make an entrepreneurial debut with her settlement money, honey. She is bold beautiful and has very little actual work experience but comes from a very artistic background and education.
Rubella Jones
3452 Rubarb Way
Atlanta, GA 40926
Objective:
To find and implement my specialized skills gained from being the most fabulous housewife in The South
Skills and Strengths:
Shopping
Event Planning and Attending
Interior Design and Décor
Singer/ Songwriter
Education/Awards/Honors:
Savannah School of Design
Work Experience:
Housewife
Pintrest Vacation Board:
It has been a long time dream of mine to live in Hawaii so naturally I had an easy time finding inspiration for my first trip there. Everything from the hairstyle to the car I will be driving are in my board.
Web Assignment:
For this assignment we had to make a resume for a character. I chose this assignment because this week is pretty much all about introducing our characters story, and I thought that giving a resume was something that could really add to my character’s background. It was a really simple thing to do, but I really enjoyed doing it. I did some research for the area of South Boston, where Emma lives, and now I kind of want to live there.
The way I incorporated other student’s characters was in the activities section of the resume. I added that she was the member of the Tune Squad which consists of Geoffrey Cunningham, and Detective Longs.
I wrote the entire resume in Microsoft word. There I hit a snag. I wanted the resume to appear exactly how it does in Word, but I couldn’t figure out how to do so. So what I did was copy the word document into paint and saved it as a picture. Then I could upload it to flicker and embed it into this post. That way it looks just like how I typed it.
I did this 3 1/2 Stars assignment “using a website like LinkedIn, create a “fake” resume for a fictional person or character of your choice. Add detailed descriptions and make the resume relevant to the character. Resume must include a profile, work history, education, and skills. Locations, job positions, and companies can be made up! Use your creativity!”
I made a resume for my character Sara Sparkle who is a professional dancer at LA. Sara has been going through lots of trouble lately if you have been following her twitter account and the posts I have made earlier. She feels Guilty for leaving her daughter and she thinks it is better if she finds another Job in NYC, so she can spend more time with her daughter plus her carrier plan was falling apart in LA and she does not think it will improve any time soon at least. She is a suspect for John Marlly’s murder as well as Rose King. Nothing has been proven yet, but everything will come to light soon and we will find out whether she is guilty or not.
Check out this PDF that has Sara’s Resume! Sparkle’s Resume
Vinny D is looking for a job. He is a great worker and knows exactly how to execute the plan! He is precise, persistent and ambitious. Would you hire Vinny D?
This is an assignment from the Assignment Bank where the instructions are to create a resume for a fictional person or character of your choice. I figured, what a perfect opportunity for my boy Vin! I used Microsoft Word to generate the resume. The layout is just something that I came up with, and everything on the resume is obviously made up.
3.5 stars/Web Assignments
– CWalk
Bunny Colvin’s spent most of his life working for the BPD. But after whole Hamsterdam fiasco and the ending of the Tilghman Middle School project, it’s time to go job hunting yet again. I used Bunny’s linkedin page that I created for him to make a sort of resume, based off this assignment. I made sure to think of all his job positions that were mentioned in the show. The only one I couldn’t put down was the hotel security job because of the lack of a company name. Considering how poorly that job ended though, it might not look so well on a list of past experiences. It was also fun to think of Bunny’s skills as not only a former police officer, but in what he used to handle the corner kids as well.
You can view his fleshed out profile here.
Difficulty Rating: 3.5 stars
