Onomatopoeias!

I want you to tell a joke, or create a longer comedy skit if you please, with sound effects! http://www.freesound.org/ should be able to help you find sound effects. So for example when you get to the punch line, I want to hear laughter from the “crowd”. Or if you fall down I want to hear a “thud”. I want sound effects! You should include at least 3 sound effects in you skit.