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What’s that whistle?

I chose to do this assignment after I ran into copyright issues on Soundcloud ?

I knew it was possible, but I was having a hard time finding assignments to do that didn’t have to do with music. I kind of felt like I was going to run into copyright issues wherever I went, even with creative commons.

I spent 3 hours this weekend mashing up two eighties songs this weekend, but it’s okay, it’s my own fault.

So here I am. I decided to do something that I wouldn’t run into copyright issues that could still fit our theme, and I found the whistling assignment where I record myself whistling a song that everyone has to guess.

The biggest issue with this assignment was getting clear audio of my whistling without it sounding “windy.” I edited it the best that I can!

I’ll give you a hint: This assignment sticks to our theme this semester and isn’t anything difficult.

I simply recorded myself on Audacity for this one!

Can you guess it?

80’s theme songs…

Does anyone recognize any of these theme songs? They are popular shows from the ’80s!

The theme songs from start to finish.
1. The Golden Girls
2. Saved By The Bell
3. The Crosby Show
4. Mash

Click here for the original assignment!

Week 3 – The Role-Playing Game

For this assignment, I will be continuing the story that previous members of the class have started. All 3 parts were created by different authors. There was a part 4 and 5, but unfortunately, those students have taken down their websites, their stories lost in time… In fact, Part 1 and 2 were also lost, but fortunately, the creator of part 3 re-uploaded them to his website. Let the story now continue…

The Beginning Part I: Exodus

“Joe the clown was not a happy camper this morning. This was evidenced by the fact that he had put four lumps of sugar into his coffee, instead of the regular two. He only ever broke his two-sugars rule on special occasions, so going by that particular string of logic, this was a very special occasion indeed. Nevertheless Joe had little time to sulk, hunched over his kitchen table with remnants of buttered toast still clinging to the sides of his lips. And so it was that with a labored sigh he propped himself up off his seat and began the dreaded walk towards the front door, reaching into his pocket and pulling out a red rubber nose as he did so. He finished fixing the rubber implement on his own nose at about the same moment that his other hand fell on the cold, brass doorknob that led to the outside world. He paused for a moment, just a little longer than what he would usually allow himself (but this was a special occasion, remember). He then took a deep breath, turned the knob and stepped outside into the cold chilly morning air. It was time to have a word with the neighbours who had kept him up all night…”

The Beginning Part II: Victoria Powers

The moment that Joe stepped over the threshold of his apartment, the blinds on his neighbor’s window quickly flicked shut. “He’s bound to head over here to complain.” Victoria assured herself as she tugged her black leather gloves so they fit ever more snugly upon her fingertips. Her eyes flicked from the window down to the floor, where the motionless figures of the home’s actual inhabitants were sprawled.  She had only precious little time before the effects of the drugs wore off. She stepped gracefully but purposefully over their slumbering bodies as she moved on to the task at hand.

She quietly traversed the room until she was poised behind the front door. Reaching into the pocket of her coat she withdrew a rather large syringe, filled halfway with an opaque yellow liquid. She was both delicate and determined as she removed the cap and flicked the tip of the half-inch needle with the back of her gloved fingertips. A little pressure on the end of the syringe with her thumb forced a single droplet of liquid out of its tip. It was at this moment she heard Joe’s steps come to a halt on the other side door. The edges of her lips tugged upwards into a satisfied smirk.

In one swift motion the door swung open, and before the clown could react they were pressed up against one another. A passer-by could have mistaken this as an embrace from afar; Victoria, much shorter than Joe, looked like she had rushed into the arms of her lover. However, hidden betwixt their mashed up bodies her hand held and empty syringe, its needle buried deep into the clown’s chest. She wrapped her free arm around his back as his form slumped lifelessly onto hers, and dragged him into the home as the door shut behind them.”

Part III: Infection

The house, of late Victorian style, was quite bare on the inside. Contrary to the incredibly well maintained, lavish exterior of the house, the interior was surprisingly dull and bare. The first floor was quite open, partially exposing all the rooms except for the kitchen, which was, from the entrance of the house, completely obscured from sight. Immediately upon entering, one was first greeted with the sight of an ancient winding staircase that led up to the higher floors. Once inside, Victoria, with an unexpected strength, carried the limp, twitching clown up the stairs. As they ascended, the heavy door to the entrance slowly closed behind them.

After reaching the second floor, Victoria casually strode into the room directly in front of the stair case. Contradictory to the rest of the house, this large, spacious room was quite cluttered.  Like stacks of paper, several bodies in piles of two littered the floor. Apparently accustomed to the sight, she proceeded to walk over to a single, lonesome looking creature and began to place the body of the unlucky performer she held, on top of it, in a most particular manner. After examining her seemingly dead captives on the floor, she became slightly irritated. Victoria, always in complete control of the situation, was deeply bothered by the scene before her. Something was wrong, but luckily she knew just what it was and how to fix it.

Slowly but surely she began to make her way back over to Joe the Clown. As the elegant figure reached the near lifeless lumps of flesh, she gracefully stretched her arm forward and plucked off Joe’s bright-red nose piece. After fingering it in her hand for just a moment, she tossed it callously into the far left corner of the room.

The visage of Joe the Clown without his signature cherry-colored snout, seemingly lifeless on the floor, pleased her greatly. Ready to move on to the next phase of her plan, she quickly exited the room just as she entered. Curious as one may be, to peer into her thoughts now, one would find the truth to this grisly reality.

The thought of several potential hosts for her “children” is what really made her shiver with joy. The yellow liquid injected into the chests of the victims, now coursing through their bodies, contained a single egg of a being that was not from this world. Unknown to the human incubators covering the floor, her terrifying plan was already underway with chance of little interference. Victoria’s curly, auburn hair bounced gently off her soft, supple cheeks as she further admired her victims, relishing the fate that she has brought them.

Pt. 4 Awakening…from the perspective of Joe the Clown

“I’m so tired of Victoria shrieking all night”, Joe the Clown thought to himself, as he approached the door of his next-door widowed neighbor, Victoria. It was cold winter night in 1986. “I’m going to have a word with that crazy ol’ bat.”

As Joe was walking by Victoria’s front side windows, something caught his eye. “Bodies???”, he whispered under his breath, in a shocked, panicky voice.

He quickly retreated back beyond the line of sight of the windows. “Holy cow, I always knew she was a witch!” Joe slowly poked his head around the corner and saw Victoria cackling over a large syringe, full of honey-like liquid.

Joe the Clown activated his trusty invisibility clown afro, which made his entire body disappear and snuck around to the backside of Victoria’s house, finding a window open that dropped down to the basement. On a shelf, Joe spotted a large vile of the yellow liquid; it read “sleeping serum”.

“Thank god they’re just asleep”, Joe breathed out a sigh of relief. And then another vile caught his eye. It was a bubbling blue liquid, that read “sleep serum immunity”. Without hesitation, Joe downed the bottle, climbed out the window, and removed his invisibility hair, storing it in his jacket.

He went around the front of the house again and knocked on the door. Victoria greeted him with a stab, and Joe pretended to be knocked out. He was carried upstairs, and he began plotting his next move.

What’s for lunch?

It’s the end of the world – Instagram (well, maybe more accurately Snapchat) is down. How will I know what all of my friends are eating today?

No need to fear, Emily is here and she is going to describe to you in ridiculous detail what she is eating for lunch today.

Well, not really. I’ve been kind-of meal prepping and I have been making chicken salad for the last two weeks. I don’t want to describe that because I think the thought of mayo, chicken, and grapes is kind of gross to describe.

I will, however, describe the meal that I have been craving for almost a year now: crab stuffed shrimp from Sedona Taphouse.

The aroma of garlic mashed potatoes and lemon butter enters my nose before I can even see the food. The plate is still warm.

The mashed potatoes are whipped so smooth that they could be confused for cream. There are little specks of a green spice scattered on top of the waves of potato, and the melted yellow butter has begun to build up in the crevices. It’s mouthwatering.

The spinach, resting comfortably underneath the shrimp, is a dark green and appears shiny, as it has been cooked with a sweet lemon butter. It has shrunk down to about 1/3 of its original size and has the wrinkles to show for it.

The 5 pieces of large shrimp lay perfectly on top of the cooked spinach. Each piece of light-pink shrimp has crab meat overflowing out of it. The shrimp, with the tails still present, also contains the sweet lemon butter, but isn’t as saturated as the spinach. The crab meat has been cooked to a satisfactory light brown color that is crispy, but with just the perfect amount of crisp. Some of the edges of the meat are a shade darker than the others. It’s quite beautiful.

Next to my plate is a big glass of a dark Merlot (yes, I know that white wine is better with fish but I would prefer a red). The deep red color of the wine brings the meal together perfectly.

I can only imagine that it tasted just as good or better than it looked.

This assignment (worth 3.5 stars) was a little more difficult than I expected it to be. I can imagine the dish perfectly in my head, but when it comes time to put pen on paper (hands on keyboard), I lacked the words to describe it. It was also difficult to think of descriptors that are not simply “it is…” or “it appears…” I think my writing could use some improvement in this area for sure!

I also really need to go to Sedona now.

It’s Only a Superpower if it Makes you Lazier

Assignment: Everyone has a superpower that they’d love to have. Show yours in a mashup by editing at least two photos together to show how you’d yours in an everyday situation.
http://assignments.ds106.us/assignments/superhuman-in-everyday-life/

For this Assignment I thought back and forth about what my superpower could be, there are so many options available. Of course this didn’t help so I thought about bad habits or weaknesses that I had and I though impatience was a pretty bad. So what am I impatient about? Well everything but most importantly waiting in line for anything. It’s the most boring thing to do plus the awkwardness of standing there with strangers is not a situation I like to be in. So, I thought the best solution to this is to have the ability to fly. Now this doesn’t really work in certain areas, but I think a place that would work well in is at the amusement park. I added Iron man because I think he has the only superpower that is feasible (well maybe). So, why wait in line when I can just fly to the top of the ferris wheel and leave without anyone noticing?

How it works:
1.) I picked two pictures using google images one of iron man and venis beach.
2.) I then used GIMP as my editing software since it’s open source
3.) I added iron man but had to take the white background off scale him down using the scale tool.
4.) I tried to equalize both pictures but I wasn’t able to get the right shading so I only cleaned it up a bit.
5.) I saved and exported the image from GIMP (.jpg) to my computer then I added it to my blog using the image block.

Animoji Sings Whitney Houston!

For my mashup assignment I decided to use my bitmoji to sing one of my all time favorite 80’s songs. I figured Whitney Houston’s “I Wanna Dance With Somebody” would be the perfect song to tie in our 80’s class theme. It is such a fun and inviting song that is still a classic song today. I recorded it in a text message to myself and then embedded it into this post.

Also below is how you create one of these recordings within the iPhone. Once you create it airdrop it either to your MacBook or email it to yourself if you don’t have a Mac. It is a super easy way to record it and send it if you play the music on another deice and just mouth the words to the song you chose.

Mega doom

This mashup I merged the first Doom game and Mega Man into one cover. These are two games that were before my time and probably past my time since i’m not compelled to go back and play them. There are newer versions of these games formatted to today’s algorithm for gaming. Even with that I don’t think i’ll ever get around to playing a Mega Man game because the side scroller/platform games aren’t my thing. The new Doom games on the other hand look interesting, and I enjoy the world that was created around the game.

Animoji Karaoke

I created an animoji karaoke on my iPhone. I chose the tiger because I liked it the most. Also, the tiger’s face is rounded and color yellow. This matches me the most since I have a rounded face and blonde hair. The song I chose to sing along to was That’s Christmas To Me by Pentatonix. The Pentatonix is my favorite band and I am starting to get in the Christmas mood.

Through this mashup I was able to incorporate audio, visual, and written story. It was a fun and creative activity.

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Funny Drunk Story Through Text

I created a funny drunk story. It was fun and creative to come up with a story that could happen in real life.

I used an online text creator to make this happen. I hope you enjoy the story!

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You make me feel like ice

This mashup is all about taking music and merging it with another song plus the video. Today I was talking with my friend about how Vanilla Ice decided to do a tv show about being Amish and it somehow lasted for a season and a half. Thankfully ice ice baby, his only hit, came in the last moments of the decade. From there I decided to look at songs that had similar measures or beats per minute. From there I had a few options, but Michael Jackson’s “The Way You Make Me Feel” in the end. The music video itself had this minute long intro that I couldn’t resist switching with Vanilla Ice ad-libs. In the end the music didn’t really sound as smooth as I hoped it would, but it almost closely matches the beat when he comes in.