Me Who? Exactly What?

 

This is a poetry read of a Shel Silverstein poem, entitled “The Meehoo with an Exactlywatt” and I read it for the “Poetry Reading” audio assignment. I like this poem because it reminds me of how homophonic the English language is, which just makes it all the more confusing. (From a Linguistic point of view, English is a baffling language.) I see it as a story in an abstract sense. I see the cyclical nature of the poem, and relate that to the cycle of life, which to me is always a story–the poem begins and ends with a similar “Knock, knock” phrase. To complete this assignment, I recorded myself on Audacity reading this poem (a confusing sounding poem, it’s actually easier to read, that to listen to), exported it, and uploaded it to my SoundCloud. Lemme know whatchu think about that.

A New Comment is Waiting for your Approval

 

This is some spam from my WordPress Blog (even though I do have a spam-blocker). The audio assignment “Taking Back Spam” required me to read some spam (whether it be mail, a comment, etc) and to either try to make sense of it, or to make it more absurd than it already is. I tried to read it like I knew what it was talking about. But in reality, these words mean nothing to anyone who speaks the English language–the order of these words possess no meaning. I merely recorded myself on Audacity, edited it, exported it, and uploaded it to my SoundCloud. Easy as pie.

No Need to Be Dramatic

 

This assignment, “Over-Dramatic Reading,” took care of a Daily Create and an audio assignment in one. I read Emily Dickinson’s “If you are Coming in the Fall” in my best dramatic voice (semi-British, semi-weird/not sure what’s going on). Since I am bad at anything but being overly-dramatic, that’s how this turned out, which makes it more comedic than dramatic. But that’s kind of what I wanted, because, let’s be serious, no one really likes a drama queen. Other than that, to get this result, I recorded myself using Audacity and my best “dramatic” voice. Edited out the unnecessary shit, and uploaded it to SoundCloud. And voila!

Miiiiiiilk

This was the “May I take your Order?” Assignment, which I really enjoyed doing. This assignment required that you use your best accent and pretend like you are ordering something from McDonald’s. I was inspired by the Pronunciation Manual guy on YouTube because I just saw him for the first time last week. I seriously could not stop watching/laughing at his videos. So, he was the reason I used this accent. I just imagine a non-native English speaker trying to look up how to pronounce certain words, and stumbling upon the Pronunciation Manual, and using that in real life. WHAT A TROLL. I would love to witness that.

All I did for this assignment was record myself with my best “PM Accent” on audacity. Edited out any extra background sounds. Saved and exported it, and called it a day. Good shit. Leave me some love (or some hate) below.

Dialogue Mash-up****

By far, this assignment was the most time consuming. Originally, I had high hopes of making it awesome, seamless, and hilariousness. Alas, that was not going to be the case because of papers, work, and general lack of time/patience. I knew for this mash-up I wanted to use the Peanuts’ “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown” in particular Linus’ dialogue. Finding another movie that would further the conversation was difficult. This week so happens to be a “remind Kasey how much she loves Winnie the-pooh week’ with my daily creates and theme versed, I opted to just continue with that idea. I ended up used Tigger’s lines from “Boo To You Too, Winnie the Pooh”.  What I learned is that children’s movies aren’t the best for this because they have music in the back ground which really make the conversation between LInus and Tigger more choppy. Anyway, I spent ours working on extracting dialogue. Then, spent hours moving pieces of dialogue around trying to get a story going. Once I had a story, I messed around with volume, add some intro/traveling/closing music, and finally I did some fade in/ fade out audacity stuff. I’m proud of what I accomplished, but I wish it was so much more. I originally planned for this to be a 5 minute dialogue, but I just could get it there. (Plus the quality would have gone way down.) I hope you enjoyed my mash-up!

Mainstream Chimmunkd’ ***

This was another easy assignment because it only required on editing effect of the audio; adjust the speed resulting in a chipmunk voice. It took me awhile to find a song reflecting Autumn, but I found Van Morrison’s “Autumn Song”. I cut out the verses about winter, and then changed the tempo. After that, it was a simple export and upload to soundclound. Chipmunk voices are the best!! I actually used to suck the helium out of balloons in order to get that affect- it was so funny.

 

Theme Verse **

This assignment asked that you create your own verse by taking pieces of your favorite songs and editing them together. Because our radio show was autumn themed, I took all my Halloween favorites and made a mash-up. The mash-up is of Legend of the Sleepy Hallow’s “Headless Horseman Song”  Boo To You T, oo, Winnie the Pooh’s “I wanna scare myself”, Nightmare Before Christmas’ “This is Halloween” and Groovie Goolies’ “Monster Mash”.

Surprisingly, this took a lot of time and planning in order to achieve the right transitions. I must have spent a good 15 hours on this project. The main annoyance is that I had to keep walking away from it, come back, and I’d want to change the whole entire thing.

In the end, it has grown on me and I love it.

Contest Nobody Could Win **

I used audacity here to take one second segments of songs (hopeful segments that would not verify the song right away) and edited them together. After doing the radio show, this assignment was a cake walk. Just had to export as mp3 and upload to soundcloud :) . Do you know what the six songs are?

1. I Cry by Flo Rida

2.Gangman Style by PSY

3. Boyfriend by Justin Bieber 

4. Mean by Taylor Swift

5. Swing by Savage

6. Say My Name by Destiny’s Child

 

A Bagman We Can Put Stuff In

Audio Assignment Count: 2

This assignment looked pretty damn cool. Also the other examples were pretty awesome so I thought I’d throw my hat in the ring. I decided not to use any fancy-dancy effects, because I was confident I could morph my voice enough. As a result it sounds like Batman is voicing the first half, but I think that works. For the music I just used whatever I could find on freesound.org.

As for the content, well this is how I wish all politics ran. Also the “stuff you love” is simply Bagman assuming everyone likes the same things he does.

Laughing in Italian

Make ‘Em Laugh was a wee bit challenging, considering I don’t really know any languages other than Spanish and English.  Trying to pronounciate words I wasn’t familiar with was so difficult.  I chose to do a joke in Italian.   I chose this joke because I’ve always wanted to learn italian and what better way to start than by learning silly jokes?  I’m sure we are all familiar with the saying “If the mountain will not come to Muhammad, then Muhammad must go to the mountain.”  This is a saying that I grew up hearing.  To me it means that not everything will come when I want it, but I have to go out and work hard to get to where I want to be.

Italian Joke:
Se la montagna viene da te e tu non sei Maometto…
Corri, perchè è una frana!

English Translation:
If the mountain comes to you and you’re not Muhammad …
Run, because it’s a landslide!

I do wish I didn’t sound so monotone when telling the joke, but I felt like that was impossible for me because I was trying so hard to pronounce correctly.  Once I’ll learn Italian I might be able to do it with a better flow.

Worth 2 stars