https://www.pinterest.com/nopainnocrane/house-of-noir-getaways/

This is something I show to clients to help them decide where they could make their noir escape. There are a variety of locations to choose from and this gives the clients many options. I’ve had clients who have chosen tropical locations and some who would rather bundle up and choose an arctic region. This Pin board provides various examples of places they can travel to. The population size is a factor they can consider in choosing a location; some may want a city live with vast amounts of people and others may want a more secluded, quiet area. We detail this information to our clients as well as the kinds of activities one can do in the locations they are interested in. The amazing thing about this agency is that the possibilities of travel locations are endless and we can help you travel to as many as needed with ease. I chose appealing photos since clients would be more inclined to chose a certain location based on the visuals that are presented to them.

Here is a search engine that Janelle created for the House of Noir group, which incorporated the font of the classic film series “The Godfather.” The choice of this font reflects how the House of Noir is full of suspenseful twists and turns; we like to think that we lead life with eccentricity and excitement. Although we are not a part of a family mob, we certainly are a group that will not be forgotten.

https://steller.co/s/4HeUF9j2b25

With this app, my colleague Janelle was able to illustrate the story of the House of Noir group. She found a photo of each of the members to give the viewers a visual of who was a part of the House of Noir agency. Also, she presented photos of the general places we come from. For example, I am from the thriving city of San Francisco and the Golden Gate Bridge was shown for this. She used this description on the second page of this Steller story:

The House of Noir. Full of golden-heart
jerks and a mysterious woman, the
House of Noir is certainly a wild ride.
From the shores of the west coast to
the live city streets, these 4 come
together to form a new agency. Jack
Spencer, the wealthy business man.
Sebastian Crane, the writer. Jeffrey
Davidson, the bartender. And Melody
Bay, the sultry singer. They unite as one
to create their agency, using all their
combined strengths to their advantage
and bringing a new mystery to the city.
This is House of Noir.

This Steller story summarizes how the members of the House of Noir came from different walks of life with regards to our lifestyles and where we hail from. This is meant to show that when our collaboration occurs, it is an unstoppable and breath taking force. Great minds and hearts come together for the purpose of expressing creativity and developing a mysterious agency.

Our agency we created is the House of Noir Getaways. If you would like to know more about this agency, follow more of the links on this page. You will not be disappointed. Get ready to go on the trip of your life, ladies and gentlemen.

https://steller.co/sgrubbs

http://assignments.ds106.us/assignments/tell-a-stellar-story/ (Three and a Half Stars)

For this assignment I had to use the app “Steller” to make a story that includes pictures. I told a story that advertises “Headline Crime,” our news agency. It shows more of what the agency does.  I chose a black and white theme to go along with noir and combined pictures and text to tell the story. Criminals beware, no one escapes the headlines.

Finally got on the boat and made a Pinterest this week! (2 stars) I can’t believe how much I love it! There’s so many great ideas for my bar and so many cute little kitties who remind me of Onyx! Check out my page here: Pinterest

It was so easy too! I just put in my email and made up a password. Then I looked up some stuff I think is cool or useful and clicked it. It just added it for me

Here are some of the things I re-pinned

Some Polish stuff that reminds me of my less well known grandma and growing up in Fishtown.

Then Some stuff that represent my style. There’s lots of great shoes and dresses I re-pinned as well!

And then some drinks/snacks/ other ideas that might be fun to try out at the bar sometime! I can’t wait.

Welp. Another assignment. This is a web assignment entitled You’re a Pinteresting Character.

The Task: Build a Pinterest page of at least 20 pins for a character of your choice. Search for pins that relate to your character and things that he or she would want to pin for themselves.

Welp. I made a pinterest accound. That was the first step. You can follow me if you want: Blairmorgan106.

The next thing I did was create a “board.” For those of you who are not pinterest savvy, that is where you can “pin” or post things that interest you. I decided to name my board NSNP (No Stain No Problem) because I needed a space where I could pin things that related to this stupid agency. Yep. This is my job. Pinning things on the internet. Do you think it pays for 5 kids with 1 on the way? Mick better step his game up if we’re ever gonna survive. We can buy groceries from bed..but we can’t really pay for them.
Anyway, back on track. I searched for things that would be great in our office. A lot of what I pinned had to do with cleaning supplies, since we are a cleaning agency. I also pinned some organization ideas because everyone in our group who cannot birth children seem to not know how to stay on track/be organized about anything. Lastly, I pinned some crime scene pictures, and some crime scene instances because I’ve learned all of my cleaning expertise from working in the Crime Scene Unit. You can learn a lot about how to remove blood from just about anything. Lastly, I pinned some whiskey drinks cause I know the boys will love me even more than they do if I bring them drinks.

It was really easy to pin. I spent hours just browsing. It is amazing what the internet holds. I did get off track looking at food and alcohol. I think I am going to have to start a board on just food and just alcohol.

You can see my board HERE

Otherwise, here is a screenshot of the top

Character Resume (3 Stars)

I decided to spend this morning updating my resume, so that I can use it to help create my bio on the staff page of our agency.

I found a template online and inserted my own information into it. I have really only been employed at three places for my entire life, but I am relatively young so I guess that is expected. I thought it was pertinent to list all of my skills, because you never know what skill could be important when you are a private investigator. At times I found it difficult to remember everything that I have done over the years so that was a challenge, but once I remembered it was easy to type up. The online template sometimes became frustrating with formatting, but I was always able to get it to work and look nice eventually. I think that make this resume will make writing my bio for our webpage significantly easier now.

-Sarah Mustard

Dear all,

Well you wanted my resume so here ya go. Now don’t get to excited when you see it. Theres nothing special on it besides a little bit of what I have done in my life time. Feel free to pass it on as need be. And yes it will be on my website later.

P.S. Skills portion is a little slim, if ya need more information just ask!

Black.

Profile

The names James Black. I have been in this game for only a few years but I am the best at everything I do. My history is in anything related to law enforcement and police work. I’ve done everything from undercover in the mob to jumping out of planes onto roof tops. You name it and I can do it.

Experience

Mob Boss in my local area, aka New York

• Started when I was young and became Mob Boss at the age of 21
• Got out and secretly became an undercover cop in Mob (and that’s all you need to know)

Founder and Owner of World’s Best Shooting Incorporation, located outside of New York because they suck, 1950-present

• Founded in 1950 because I am extremely good at shooting
• Hold world records for ever shooting record possible (just look me up)

Cop

• Been there done that…all of it

Education

University of James Black

Skills

Shooting anything from a Glock 19 to a Salient Arms ar15, Certified Airplane Pilot and Helicopter Pilot, Certified Jump Master in HALO and LALO, Fast roping, Catching bad dudes, Drinking Whisky, Not sleeping for days, Going to the bathroom on my own, Arresting people, Running after people, Running a police station, Cooling awesome meals, Running the World, Building tanks, Writing novels, Better than Dan Bizillionaire, Presidents worst enemy, Everyone’s worst enemy, Drinking water, Moving stuff, Teaching Classes, Building computers, Inventing stuff, Driving boats, Diving, Swimming, Long runs on the beach, Playing Grand Theft Auto 5 and beating it in one day, Making burgers, Running a mob,  Being a cop and detective, and pretty much anything else you can think of…

Referrals

Me and the founder of Makers Mark.