Dear all,
Well you wanted my resume so here ya go. Now don’t get to excited when you see it. Theres nothing special on it besides a little bit of what I have done in my life time. Feel free to pass it on as need be. And yes it will be on my website later.
P.S. Skills portion is a little slim, if ya need more information just ask!
Black.
Profile
The names James Black. I have been in this game for only a few years but I am the best at everything I do. My history is in anything related to law enforcement and police work. I’ve done everything from undercover in the mob to jumping out of planes onto roof tops. You name it and I can do it.
Experience
Mob Boss in my local area, aka New York
- Started when I was young and became Mob Boss at the age of 21
- Got out and secretly became an undercover cop in Mob (and that’s all you need to know)
Founder and Owner of World’s Best Shooting Incorporation, located outside of New York because they suck, 1950-present
- Founded in 1950 because I am extremely good at shooting
- Hold world records for ever shooting record possible (just look me up)
Cop
- Been there done that…all of it
Education
University of James Black
Skills
Shooting anything from a Glock 19 to a Salient Arms ar15, Certified Airplane Pilot and Helicopter Pilot, Certified Jump Master in HALO and LALO, Fast roping, Catching bad dudes, Drinking Whisky, Not sleeping for days, Going to the bathroom on my own, Arresting people, Running after people, Running a police station, Cooling awesome meals, Running the World, Building tanks, Writing novels, Better than Dan Bizillionaire, Presidents worst enemy, Everyone’s worst enemy, Drinking water, Moving stuff, Teaching Classes, Building computers, Inventing stuff, Driving boats, Diving, Swimming, Long runs on the beach, Playing Grand Theft Auto 5 and beating it in one day, Making burgers, Running a mob, Being a cop and detective, and pretty much anything else you can think of…
Referrals
Me and the founder of Makers Mark.